I have always been comfortable with my atheism.
Even as a small child I knew it was right for me.
But I was reading the paper and learned of a new deity that I think I might just have to worship. The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I don’t know how I never managed to hear of this earlier but now I want to pledge my support for the Pastafarian religion.
May I be touched by his noodly appendage RAmen!
I really want to get the book The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
The list of I’d rather you didn’ts is good. Plus I already like pirates! How perfect for me is this!
I told Bella and she is looking forward to the beer volcano and stripper factory in heaven too.
The only worry is the meatballs. But I am sure that as an omnipotent being and creator of us all that the FSM supports veganism and his balls are really made of vegan ingredients.
I want to buy me some FSM gear.
I am also thinking of reading The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins.
Next I shall consider my devotion to the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
